Funny Pathan Sardar Sms - Mixx Creative SMS Collection

Funny Pathan Sardar Sms - Mixx Creative SMS Collection

Same As Above

A Sardar was painting his home.

On first floor he painted white color

and on the ground floor wall he wrote.

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”Same as above”

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khan started dancing

Doctor to khan: There is a tumor in your brain.

Khan started dancing,

Doctor: Why are you dancing?

Khan: No tension about tumor,

I am happy to know that I have brain.

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Fast Fast Attitude

Fast Fast Attitude:

” I Hate People Who Drive Fast ,
That’s Why I Always Overtake Them.

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What A Govt In Pakistan

What a Govt in Pakistan:
Nobody wants to study in Govt School.
Don’t want to be treated in Govt hospital.
Don’t want to travel by Govt bus.
Don’t want to deal with any Govt Dept.
But,
Every body wants Govt JOBS.

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Drink Water Directly

English Man: My Grandfather died at the age of 96 Years.

But he never used glasses.

Sardar: I know…

Some People Drink water Directly from tooti….

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zindagi ki race me bhaago

zindagi ki race me 1st aany k liye

hamesha ye soch kar bhaago k

tum nangy ho or peechy saary pathan hein,

phir dekhna jeet sirf tumhari ho gi sirf tumhari:-